Mike Huckabee: Obscene |
“You don’t like people from outside the state coming and telling you how you oughta raise your kids. You don’t like people coming from outside the state coming down and telling you what you want to do with your flag. In fact, if someone came to the state of Arkansas and told us what to do with our flag, we’d tell them where to put the pole - that’s what we’d do.”
- Mike Huckabee, presidential candidate (no I’m not joking) at a Myrtle Beach jet hangar
This was not a mistake. This was not premeditated, and he said it twice, on two separate occasions. Huckabee brought up the Confederate flag issue at the first two stops of his puddle-jumping tour — first in Myrtle Beach and later in Florence.
This was unprompted by anyone. No one asked him a question. This is what Mike Huckabee brought up as something that he thought was very important.
He made these statements before the South Carolina primary, and I wonder how much it helped him.
I don’t get it. Does he think jokes about putting things up your butt are funny? He is a preacher right? He uses that same mouth to pray? I guess so. Watch this video:
Is anything not a joke with this guy?
Here is the transcript:
GOV. MIKE HUCKABEE (R-AK): We are so very glad that all of you could join us here tonight as we get under way to hear the president…
(PHONE RINGING)
HUCKABEE: Oh, my gosh. Excuse me.
(LAUGHTER)
HUCKABEE: Hello? I’m sorry. I’m right in the middle of an event.
It’s who? It’s God?
(LAUGHTER)
HUCKABEE: On the phone for me? How did he get my number? Oh, God has everybody’s number. OK? Yes, I’ll hold.
(LAUGHTER)
HUCKABEE: Yes, God? Yes, sir, I’m right in the middle of–the president’s coming. Yes, sir, he sure is. Oh, yes, sir, he’s here, too. He is.
(LAUGHTER)
HUCKABEE: You see, you say you want–you need an autograph. Oh, for Sampson. I understand, yes, lord.
(LAUGHTER)
HUCKABEE: And, you know, God, this is a pretty big event. We’ve got a lot of people and I’ve only got a very short time here. Oh, you’ve got all the time in the world. I understand. Yes, lord. And you want me to deliver a message. And that would be?
Yes, sir. Well, we want–yes, sir. We want to do what’s right. And our president does. And we’re behind him, yes, sir, we sure are. Yes, sir, we know you don’t take sides in the election.
(LAUGHTER)
HUCKABEE: But, if you did, we kind of think you’d hang in there with us, lord, we really do. So…
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
HUCKABEE: Yes, sir. We’ll pass those good words on. I see. You talked to the president and he talks to you anyway. And we know that. And we know that–yes, sir. Take care of the family and marriage and the people of America and all the people and the children.
And, yes, sir, I can tell you, every one of us are committed to doing that and a whole army of people out here, and we pledge we’ll do our very best to do that, sir. Yes, sir. Well, thank you for blessing me, and we’ll bless you, too. Thank you. And thank you.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
When you pray, you are not to be like the hypocrites; because they love to stand and pray in the Church and at football games, and political functions so that they may be seen by men. However I say to you, they have their reward in full.
But you, when you pray, go into your inner room, close your door and pray to your Father who is in secret, and your Father who sees what is done in secret will reward you.
Did he really say God wanted his autograph? He said; “You see, you say you want–you need an autograph? Oh, for Sampson. I understand, yes, lord.” Why would God want Huckabee’s Autograph?
The man has abused the name of the Lord for his own personal gain.
Well all that matters is that we vote for Mike, because at-least he doesn’t worship Satan, like MikeHuckabee.com says Romney does. Don’t believe me? Just go here.
and go down till you see this comment:
Well, I will vote my conscience, because I do not want to be one of those that has to explain to God why I didn’t vote for the only clear good choice, Mike Huckabee, and wimped out and voted for Romney, a man who worships Satan. YES, there, it’s been said. Romney worships Satan. And Romney was a Bishop who taught others to believe in the angel of the devil disguised as an angel of light, the angel Moroni.
This comment was made “12/30/2007″.
Mike Huckabee could have kept that comment of his page, or he could have removed it. But instead, he modified the comment so that it no longer says who made the comment. But I have a copy of the comment before they modified it and it was “Monique-AZ’s”.
Maybe Huckabee could got a job writing for Southpark if the president thing doesn’t work out, or he doesn’t want to go back to being a preacher. They seem to think jokes about putting flag poles up your butt are funny. Oh, right, they probably wouldn’t hire someone who makes the “states rights” argument about the confederate flag. Matt and Trey have some standards over there. They aren’t going to hire anyone who walks in off the street with only one joke… oh that’s right… everything about this guy is a joke…
By the way, we can’t ignore Huckabee. Every vote for Huckabee is a lost vote for Romney. Romney would win Florida if Huckabee wasn’t in there.
By the way #2: How stupid is it that if you win a state by 1% that is supposed to say that you should stay in, but if you loose by 1% than you should drop out?